Free Write

I am in a very dark forest, and I hear bushes and trees moving as if someone or something is running through them like a mad man. I smell a horrible odor, the smell of a very dirty pig. Then as the sounds of bushes continue, I begin to panic. I thought to myself “maybe it is just the wind”, but no because five seconds later I see in the corner of my eye a shadow of something that looked human like, but this was no human. I began to breath hard hoping nothing bad was going to happen, but I spoke to myself to soon and thats when this thing showed itself. My eyes bulged out, and thats when I lost it, I began to scream at the top of my lungs. I stopped screaming and this thing and I made eye contact, and all the sudden my mouth opened and I screamed, “IT’S MANBEARPIG!” It charged at me but I dived out of the way, but manbearpig got part of his claw on my leg. I was in much pain and could barely walk, and at this point I knew the end was near. Manbearpig turned around and began to charge, and it felt as if twenty bulls were charging at me so all I did was close my eyes. Then all of the sudden I hear a loud gun shot go off. I open my eyes and see manbearpig fall to the ground, and a local farmer comes up to me and gives me a hand up. The only thing he says is, “gotta watch out for them darn manbearpigs, they getcha”, and he walks off. Well thats my epic encounter with manbearpig.