and she looked kinda crappy so she took a big nappy.

 Her granny was a fatty who thought 

She was quirky but she was really wacky. 

Granny started cooking a can of peas with some cheese

Penelope left her cat Annie with her granny, 

Annie despises peas, so she went out to catch the breeze 

 Then Annie ranny in the valley, oh no. 

Nobody knows where Annie had ran, 

But would they ruin their tan?

Penelope searched and had her research, 

Penelope and granny marched and took charge

 but Annie was perched up on the tree,

cause the dogs on the lawn were drawn to the yarn.

Finally Annie was free, and she really had to pee

The walls were scarred with claws. 

Now please applause, for Annie was now at ease.

 Penelope was so relieved that her cat was retrieved 

Uh oh granny had lost her fanny, great.

And she looked pretty grumpy.

She forgot where she had put it. 

 Penelope said could it fit behind the dummy?

That’s not it, forget it said Granny. 

Granny yelled, “shut the front door, there’s a wild boar!”

It was all so hectic, then Penelope hit it.

Granny said, “Respect it, it’s quite majestic”

Granny asked her buddy to look behind the dummy.

For her little pink fanny, it was so fancy.

There she found the crusty, musty, dusty little  green monkey.

It leaned in, and Granny screamed, it isn’t clean!

Behind the dummy, she also found a mummy,

 And he said give me that rum you big old bum bum .

The End