“What! Where! How—?”  Piglet screamed.

“How in the world did you get in here?”  Piglet yelled.

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! GET OUT! GET OUT!” Piglet shrieked.

All this time when Piglet was screaming her head off, Eeyore stood there motionless with the cooking pan still in his hand.

“WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING IN MY HOUSE! GET OUT! GET OUT!”

“But, I want to—“ Eeyore started saying.

“NO BUTS! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!” Piglet shrieked again.

“But—“ Eeyore started again.

“I SAID NO BUTS! NOW GET OUT!” Piglet hollered.

“HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO SAY GET OUT!” Piglet screeched.

“I WANTED TO SAY I’M SORRY FOR WHAT I DID 2 YEARS AGO!!” Eeyore yelled, saying all of this is one breath.

“Nothing will ever make me forgive you!” Piglet shrieked.

“NOW IF YOU DON’T GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IN 10 SECONDS, I WIL CALL THE POLICE!!” Piglet hollered.

“10,” Piglet said as she was calming herself down.

“But—“ Eeyore tried to say.

“9,” Piglet answered.

“8,” Piglet continued.

“Fine, I guess this is the last time I will see you because I’m moving to Idaho tomorrow.” Eeyore quickly shouted as Piglet was still counting 8.

“7,” Piglet answered back.

“6,” Piglet said.

“5,” Piglet said as Eeyore walked slowly to the door.

“4,” Piglet counted.

“3,” Piglet counted as Eeyore was getting to the door.

“2,” Piglet said as Eeyore opened the door.

“1,” Piglet said.

“Good-bye Piglet,” Eeyore whispered.  With that he closed the door and left.

“0,” Piglet whispered under her breath.

Thinking back that day, it had begun like a typical day.  All of Piglets’ friends had gone to work by the time she had woken up.  All except for Ru of course, she didn’t need a job because she lived off the fortune she had inherited from her parents.  Pooh had gone to his clinic where he was a psychiatrist and Tigger had gone to his office where he was an insurance agent.